Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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