***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You ruined the universe
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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