sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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