The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
