Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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