Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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