If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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