I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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