i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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