so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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