i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
dude. I can hear the air.
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