ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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