Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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