I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
My balls are so social today.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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