It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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