Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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