Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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