just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
