I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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