so explain again why im purple
no
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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