I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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