wrigley field is MILF paradise
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
