some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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