like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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