I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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