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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.

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  I mean not really

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  Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?

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  The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us

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