Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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