he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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