Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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