just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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