we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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