..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
send nudes
from the living room?
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