I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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