So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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