question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I have aggressive nipples.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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