come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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