Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
my god I love twenty year old dicks
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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