would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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