Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Randomize
