Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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