it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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