Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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