Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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