problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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