Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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