woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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