Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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