I need help removing her.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
why is half of my head shaved?
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