im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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