i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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