I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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