who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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