Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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