he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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