Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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