Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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