Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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