Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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