im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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