i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Farmville is her only friend.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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